Him: So I have to fax them what they did. Does this go face up or face down?
***we've had this fax machine for 3 years, granted he doesn't fax often, still one look at the machine it is fairly obvious that in order to scan you must face copy down. He asks this every time he faxes. There IS a "how to fax" cheat sheet on a slide out tray.
Me: Face Down
Him: Oh man!!! There is a jam while it's trying to send. Oh man!
Me: --- I say nothing and I don't move for several seconds.
Him: Deb? Could you help me out?
Me: --- I clear the jam saying something about how it was loaded with too much paper.
Him: (after he sees how simple it is to clear the jam) Oh, I could have done that.
Me: --- I go back inside my office and continue with my work, but wait for the next sigh and next Oh Man, cause I know it's coming.
Him: ***sigh*** Oh man. (another jam)
Me: --- I clear the jam, stay until the machine spits out a transmission without jamming.
***it's not his receipt.
Him: Did it send? Oh, I guess I have to.... (something else is printing---I'm sitting by now, back at work)
Him: So...if it says, SEND SUCCESSFUL does that mean it was successful?
Me: Yes. (and yes, I say this without the sarcasm dripping like hot molasses).
It's Friday, did I mention that earlier? Of course I did.