Thursday, March 25, 2010

Head vs. Body

5:00 A.M

Head: Hey, it's 5:00

Body: Shut up

Head: No, it's 5:00 (am)

Body: We're giving it until 5:15

Head: No, it's time to get moving, now.

Body: SHUT UP. 5:15, give us 15 minutes.

5:15 A.M.

Head: Hey, it's 5:15

Body: Shut up.

Head: You said 5:15. It is now 5:15. Shake a leg.

Body: Feet are ready, the but knees are balking. Give us 15 more minutes.

Head: No, you don't want to get the slacker reputation. You need it rock n roll. It's time to, "get up and at 'em". Come on, let's gooooooo!

Body: Shut Up. 15 minutes. That's all. Just 15 more minutes.

Head: Oh, all right. 15 more minutes, but you'll be sorry. If you don't get to moving now, you'll have to double-time. That . . . Body: SHUT UP ! ! !

5:30

Head: ::sing song voice:: Rise n Shine. Good Morning. It's 5:30.

Body: Shut up.

4 comments:

  1. Stupid head... always trying to tell the body what to do... it's a bully, that's all ;)

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  2. I moved my alarm clock to another room, so I don't have to go through this. It works most of the time.

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  3. Head:
    Get up off the bed & do something today.
    Body:
    No.
    head:
    you HAVE to get up it's unhealthy to be a slug.
    Body:
    Tuff shit.
    Head:
    do it NOW. getup getup getup!!!
    Body:
    yawn.. (turns over)
    Rest is very important.
    head:
    you are a fool, you are taking years off your life because you have turned sedintary.
    Body:
    snoringggggg

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  4. I never listen to my head. She is a bitch.

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