Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Not Grazing in the Grasses

Several weeks after my call for donations I’ve gotten 6 bags of garden soil and about 4 feet of fencing. I’m not surprised, this is about what I expected, still, I hope for more. I graffiti my own sign with a green Sharpie…ITS NOT TOO LATE TO DONATE! D laughs at lauds my efforts: “Mom, you are so funny.”

The work in the yard has begun in fits and starts, due mainly to my schedule, the weather, my sinuses, the weather, my back, the weather, my mood, the weather, my travel and of course, the weather.

I weeded and planted some on Saturday completing about one quarter of the yard in just over three hours. I’ll go out at least one day this week, after work, to do a bit more, as I don’t know if I’ll have time and / or energy for any of it over the weekend, long it may be. There is a play to attend, a birthday to celebrate and a girlfriend to have phone sex with talk with.

Can you dig it?


  1. Anonymous6:21 PM

    What happened to the comment about phone sex?

  2. I'm surprised at how the phone sex is last on the list. tsk tsk! Priorities, woman! :)

  3. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Phone sex is an abomination of God. Homosexuality is an abomination of God. Please repent your homosexual, phone sex ways now. It's not too late to ask for the Lord's forgiveness. Call Him up and say, "Oh Lord, I am way, way sorry for telling my lesbian lover on the phone that I want to (insert lesbian sexual proclivities here)her."

    And the Lord will reward you with a penis. The penis might not work or it might only work for five minutes but that's what the Lord wants for all women - a five minute penis to be used in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

    The Lord's garden is the only garden one needs to tend. Amen. God bless.

  4. 5 minute penis? thanks, but no. BTDT! soooooo over that nut-t-y-ness. it's all about the V !!

  5. "nuttiness?" No pun intended?

  6. I heart anonymous.
    She makes me laugh.

  7. me too, wordsrock, me too.

  8. AM I the only one that caught the reference to the Hugh Masekela classic?

    "I can dig it, he can dig, she can digit, we can dig, thaey can dig it, dig it, dig it!"


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