D: What happened to you?
Me: What you do mean? When?
D: Last night. You didn’t hear him?
Me: No. What did he do?
D: Your crazy cat was on his crazy cat shit last night. He scratched at my door, was meowing like…well, like crazy. When I opened my door he darted in here. I can’t sleep with him in the room so I led him out. He kept up the meowing and scratching for awhile.
Me: When was this?
D: Last night, about 11:30, 12:00 something like that, I think.
Me: Hmmmm…I didn’t hear a thing. He didn’t mess with me. He wasn’t even the reason I
woke up at 4:30 this morning. What did Diamond do?
D: Nothing, she slept through it too. I even called you “hey, hey, mom” and…nothing.
Me: Well, oh well. And by the way, my cat isn’t crazy. He’s just spirited.
D: Yeah, spirited, when he’s disrupting my sleep.
It is just Thursday. Bummer. Nine More Days.
I feel a little guilty, but it's funny to me. I have no idea why I love that he irritated her. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou must be a very sound sleeper. Ours have had me up around 4:30 every day lately. Ugh.
ReplyDelete"crazy cat shit list" Ahahahaha
ReplyDeleteNine more days. I'm so anxious for you.
I hear you on the nine days.
ReplyDeleteHang in there, TOD.