Monday, December 08, 2008

Perplexed

I don’t know.

Over the past 2, 3 or more weeks now I've been missing.

I’ve been missing the commode with the paper.

Not every time, just sometimes.

I’ve been using the bathroom for a very long time and it doesn’t take a Finch-like pitch to hit the mark.

Yet,

I’ve been missing.

Not every time, just sometimes.

I don’t know.

9 comments:

  1. Ok...I'm not sure I'm really following this so I'm perplexed too because how can you possibly miss, I mean, you're right there. Right?

    hmmmm

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  2. Yes, I know. I'm right there. So how indeed am I missing?

    sudden.

    weird.

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  3. I'm confused too. Are you drinking again?

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  4. Yes. Uhm, I mean no, not at work. It happens mostly at work. I thought I could blame it on wind gusts, but...

    I have no answers.

    Befuddled.

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  5. TMI, girl, TMI!! LOL!!!

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  6. WIND GUSTS? Bwuahahahahaa!!

    And you're not the only one.

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  7. Um...are you SITTING down, firmly in the um...saddle? Or do you sort of hover over the whole she-bang as my mother always instructed me to do but I never have....

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  8. Sometimes I miss...sometimes I don't.

    Depends

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