I know this because:
1. The mailbox key is on my ring. (there is a spare for emergencies)
2. Bathroom linens usually wind up in my laundry basket to be washed.
3. I take out the garbage without being asked, ditto load dishwasher, ditto refill ice trays.
4. The mystery of the disappearing spoons pickles only my psyche.
5. I'm the first one up and the last one asleep, even before this perimenopause crap.