Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I am the mom.

I know this because:
1. The mailbox key is on my ring. (there is a spare for emergencies)
2. Bathroom linens usually wind up in my laundry basket to be washed.
3. I take out the garbage without being asked, ditto load dishwasher, ditto refill ice trays.
4. The mystery of the disappearing spoons pickles only my psyche.
5. I'm the first one up and the last one asleep, even before this perimenopause crap.

4 comments:

  1. What's with the missing spoons thing? We have missing spoons too. Who the hell takes the spoons? I want to know where the spoons are!

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  2. Funny, these things are how I know that I am the dad!

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  3. all of your spoons and in my sons room. good luck finding them.
    I would change #5) to read
    I am the first one up and the first one to sleep.

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  4. Well. It's good to know who you are? :)

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