Vaughniston...... PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
On another note:
MOM: What are you doing on the 4th?
ME: I'm working both jobs the day before and the day after, I'm not doing much on the 4th.
MOM: So, the 4th is on a Tuesday?
ME: Yes, this year it's on Tuesday.
MOM: They didn't move it?
ME: Huh? Move it where?
MOM: You know, like they did the other holidays.
ME: Oh, no. The 4th (Independence Day) is always on the 4th, it's like December 25th in that way.
One of those test pattern storm warnings is looping in my head.