5:00 A.M
Head: Hey, it's 5:00
Body: Shut up
Head: No, it's 5:00 (am)
Body: We're giving it until 5:15
Head: No, it's time to get moving, now.
Body: SHUT UP. 5:15, give us 15 minutes.
5:15 A.M.
Head: Hey, it's 5:15
Body: Shut up.
Head: You said 5:15. It is now 5:15. Shake a leg.
Body: Feet are ready, the but knees are balking. Give us 15 more minutes.
Head: No, you don't want to get the slacker reputation. You need it rock n roll. It's time to, "get up and at 'em". Come on, let's gooooooo!
Body: Shut Up. 15 minutes. That's all. Just 15 more minutes.
Head: Oh, all right. 15 more minutes, but you'll be sorry. If you don't get to moving now, you'll have to double-time. That . . . Body: SHUT UP ! ! !
5:30
Head: ::sing song voice:: Rise n Shine. Good Morning. It's 5:30.
Body: Shut up.
Stupid head... always trying to tell the body what to do... it's a bully, that's all ;)
ReplyDeleteI moved my alarm clock to another room, so I don't have to go through this. It works most of the time.
ReplyDeleteHead:
ReplyDeleteGet up off the bed & do something today.
Body:
No.
head:
you HAVE to get up it's unhealthy to be a slug.
Body:
Tuff shit.
Head:
do it NOW. getup getup getup!!!
Body:
yawn.. (turns over)
Rest is very important.
head:
you are a fool, you are taking years off your life because you have turned sedintary.
Body:
snoringggggg
I never listen to my head. She is a bitch.
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