I'm trying, really, I am. Or not. But, I am, a little. The dating. On-Line. Yes, I'm trying. Still. Kinda. Sorta. Really, I don't want to date (I don't think) so much as to meet someone or a couple of someones to "hang out" with, after some time conversing, of course. But, I can't seem to get past the profiles. And pictures. Of dogs. No, not figuratively. I mean literally, pictures of dogs. As the profile pic. To meet . . . people. I think.
Anyhoo. . . . speaking of dogs, to be specific, hot dogs. I don't eat hot dogs all that often. But, now and again a good Chicago Style Dog is just the ticket. And since a new place opened in the neighborhood AND there was a coupon, well, no time like the present.
The new sandwich place (that of the arm waving man dressed like a hot dog) features beef, pork, turkey, and chicken products serves something called a Chicago Style Pretzel Dog. Which is just a hot dog with the classic toppings (tomatoes, onions, relish, mustard, sport peppers, celery salt, and pickles) on a pretzel roll (which takes it out of the Chicago Style realm, as that roll is poppy seed). Intriguing if you're in to that sort of thing, which I am, from time to time and the time was today.
Whatever hopes I had were dashed as soon as I discovered:
1. it wasn't a footlong hot dog sandwiched between all that bread, but two regular sized dogs fighting for space among the gigantic tomato wedges and other toppings.
2. it was slathered with mustard. Now, I like mustard on my dogs but there was GOMPERS of mustard on this thing!
3. the worst technical error in the history of hot dog serving technical errors. The damn dog(s) were C-O-L-D.
Now, I'll forgive that they don't seem to have a grill or a proper steamer (they should get out of the hot dog biz immediately if they don't intend to acquire one or the other, or BOTH) but to pull these limp tubes of meat product out of a vat of c-o-l-d water is just w-r-o-n-g! Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Unfortunately, I didn't know the water (& the dogs) were cold until I got home, taken off shoes, one of the two pairs of socks, pants, and 3 of the 4 top layers. So no, there was no going back out.
I did taste the sandwich I picked up for D (an Italian Beef--except with turkey) dipped, and topped with peppers and it was ok. I don't think I'll be replacing my fave Italian beef with this turkey version, but it wasn't bad. It was hot which was a major plus over the dogs.
The fries were good. Not great, but ok. And the toppings were fresh.
I have to give the new sandwich place a C for the first round. It may be awhile before round two (if they last that long). When or If, I definitely won't be ordering a hot dog.
Now, must go watch O*rah talk it out with B. Walt*rs.
You're being generous with the C, I think.
ReplyDeleteI agree with tiff: a C is generous. A cold hot dog is just so wrong. I also had the disappointment last summer of finding that the "foot-long" dog i ordered was simply two short dogs put together. hmph. I don't know why it matters, but it does.
ReplyDeleteOprah was great, wasn't she?!
ReplyDeleteOprah was great, wasn't she?!
ReplyDeletePoor Oprah, cryin' over gail & stedman! I'm glad she is so happy. She sure has done a lot for so many! I wonder what it would be like to be her.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, & I'm sorry you are having such a hard time finding someone to hang with that you jive with. damn. I entioned it a long time ago, but maybe Metropolitan comunity Church (MCC) or another gay/lesbian church... It might be worth a try.
ReplyDeleteCold hot dog in Chicago? Oh, HELL no.
ReplyDeleteI'm also offended by the two dogs instead of a footlong. It does matter, by God.
I've decided you are all on the money, "C" is too generous. Bah Humbug.
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