From: Toiling Deborah
Re: TP ( Toilet Paper )
Sirs, Madams, Drones; the women's room, you know the only one, the locked one, the one with 4 stalls and 2 sinks, on the third floor, that serves, at last count, uhm let's see....ONE female, yes, that one, the women's room has been without toilet paper for the past several days.
I know that Ishmael is aware. I told him and he must have noticed because the mopping supplies are in a closet, inside the women's room. He mopped yesterday.
Now, I know that times are tough. I know that some corners had to be cut.
Given the state of the economy and the pinch you must be feeling, I must admit some shock and awe at the distribution of the space heaters. I'm here to tell you that my elbows and toes are eternally grateful for the whoosh of warmth.
However, if a choice must be made, I'd gladly broker a trade. You can have my portable heat, for a few rolls of Charmin, Cottonelle,
Your consideration is much appreciated.
Best Regards,
Toiling Female Tenant Office Suite 3B
Why is that womens toilets never have a toilet paper in, but mens do ? Also, why is there always a line of chicks outside the ladies toilet, and never the mens?
ReplyDeleteIm so confused, if I could aim and spray, I'd go into the mens too ;-)
Kisses toiling Deborah xXxXxXxXx
Good Grief!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Toilet Paper?? Shish.
PS,
speaking of TP, I'm starting to reapeat my "coming out chronicals" ea day..
roflmao perhaps you could go do your business in Ishmaels cleaning closet....that might just remind him!!! Sorry I know that's really gross but it just popped in my head and, well....sometimes the filter from my brain to my fingertips gets a short and stuff like that comes out!!!
ReplyDeleteHope the memo is duly acknowledged and worked upon post haste!!!
is this for real?
ReplyDeleteIn this world of toilet paper strife I must pass on a bright and hopeful moment to help balance things out! Yesterday my 4 year old came to me and said "Mom come look what I have done in the bathroom!" Now for a mom of a 4 year old that statement can send fear into even in most brave parental heart. I went bravely to discover as she did her best Vanna White impression that she had changed the toilet paper roll! She, a 4 year old, had managed to accomplish what a lifetime of grown up I have known could or would never do!
ReplyDeleteSo there is hope! One day she could grow up and take over Ishmael's job and you will again have toilet paper in your workplace!
Hey middle girl thanks for stopping by my blog...I've seen you over at my sis boo7. So this is where you hang out huh? **looking around**
ReplyDeleteYeah, I am a little paranoid about getting stuck with no tp. At my work I've just gone ahead and brought my own 4pack and kept it under the sink.
I liked your 100 things...short and to the point!
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Very well put lol, me too :-)
Mad: Questions for the universe. My daughter-has often used the mens room. In the general public-I would never. In our office building, I might, if I had the key.
ReplyDeleteKmae: my sentiments exactly.
Thanks for the heads up.
boo7: no worries-feel free to spew away. I've thought about delivering something on Mr. Ish.
this girl: Good idea. I carry tissues (like Kleenex).
afuntanilla: Yup! and counting
nina: LOL! I know exactly what you mean, when a 4 y.o. *announces* anything especially where the bathroom or kitchen are concerned...be prepared for anything. Here's hoping !!
Trish: you are welcome & thanks right back atcha.
Oh I think I'd have to go take it out of the men's room!
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